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Monday, April 13, 2009

About The Movie "Monsters vs. Aliens"?


I thought Monsters vs. Aliens was a pretty good, pretty funny movie for a kids' movie.
It had it's moments.
I especially liked the character BOB. He is likeable and fun, and very funny.
I enjoyed the randomness, the funniness, but I very much liked the fact that the movie had a decent plot. You don't get too many of those.
The monsters in this movie were very much like superheroes.
The girl was extremely tall and strong, so very much like a Giant Size X-Man.
BOB was like a genetic mutation.
The Dr. Cockroach thing was obviously The Fly.
Who else....
The, umm, water monster thing? I think that was the Missing Link? Yeah, he swam alot. I'll compare him to Aquaman.
Very good 3D, might I add. It was that new Real-D thing, so it was very cool.
So, all in all, a likeable movie, spectacular 3D.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

About The Easter Bunny?


You know what I think about the Easter Bunny?

I think he is confused.

This bunny is usually shown as wearing an outfit. What bunnies wear outfits?

He talks, and breaks into people's houses.

He is a boy, yet he lays eggs.

So either he is an egg-laying boy, or the eggs are just... you know... bunny poo. Both are creepy.

Shown is a picture of the Easter Bunny the first time he tried leaving eggs in peoples' houses. It was a dare, he was drunk... things got out of hand. Instead of sending the rabid rabbit to jail, the judge ruled that Easter W. Bunny (W. standing for Winston... don't laugh, he hates it as much as his first name) would do this every year, as community service. Sober. That'll show him.

Now, children around the world have waited all year to receive candy and toys and little eggs from the Easter Bunny. But do they know where the eggs come from? Eggs come from the Easter Bunny's behind (not wanting to be using rude terms). Interesting, huh?
Next time you're bored, think about the Easter Bunny, and wonder about how these eggs are actually made.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

About Blogs?

You know what I think about blogs?
I think blogs are an excellent way of expressing how people feel.
Some people have things trapped in their heads, and no one will listen.
Some people have great ideas, but no one will pay attention.
Some people have interests, and things to say, and want to get it out there.
These people are called bloggers.
Bloggers are important to this world. They include their thoughts and jokes, comments and opinions. The world reads their blogs, and jump to their feet, shouting in recognition and wonder at what people think. What people know.
People with blogs aren't dorks or friendlessies. They are important people, more vital to our society then you could know.
So start a blog. Go ahead. Get your thoughts out there. You might like it.
And comment. Give me something to think about.
And start your blogging!