About The Easter Bunny?

You know what I think about the Easter Bunny?

I think he is confused.

This bunny is usually shown as wearing an outfit. What bunnies wear outfits?

He talks, and breaks into people's houses.

He is a boy, yet he lays eggs.

So either he is an egg-laying boy, or the eggs are just... you know... bunny poo. Both are creepy.

Shown is a picture of the Easter Bunny the first time he tried leaving eggs in peoples' houses. It was a dare, he was drunk... things got out of hand. Instead of sending the rabid rabbit to jail, the judge ruled that Easter W. Bunny (W. standing for Winston... don't laugh, he hates it as much as his first name) would do this every year, as community service. Sober. That'll show him.

Now, children around the world have waited all year to receive candy and toys and little eggs from the Easter Bunny. But do they know where the eggs come from? Eggs come from the Easter Bunny's behind (not wanting to be using rude terms). Interesting, huh?

Next time you're bored, think about the Easter Bunny, and wonder about how these eggs are actually made.